April 16, 2015 01:25am
Hookers for Hillary
Source: Moonlite BunnyRanch PR
by: Company Press Release
(CARSON CITY, NV) -- Prostitutes at Dennis Hof's world famous "Moonlite Bunny Ranch" legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada are banding together to announce their support of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Following Clinton's formal announcement, the sex workers launched their "Hookers for Hillary" initiative, drafting a four-point platform to explain their endorsement:
*Protecting Health Care Reform
Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband's administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990's, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law. The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its' repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.
*Foreign Policy Experience
As Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier. The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will. With her eye on the international landscape, the Bunnies are confident that President Hillary Clinton would also avoid a repeat of the Secret Service's Colombian prostitution scandal by making sure that her detail "buys American."
*Support for Agencies to Protect the Public's Health
Nevada's mandatory testing of legal prostitutes for sexually transmitted diseases is a successful example of effective government regulation. While Republican candidates have questioned the need for agencies like Health and Human Services (HHS) & the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the Bunnies applaud Hillary's recognition of the fact that responsible government oversight is a key to protecting the public's health from widespread disease.
*Prevention of a Return to Supply-Side Economics
Bill Clinton presided over the most prosperous time in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with a tax increase on the wealthiest Americans such as brothel owner Dennis Hof. The Bunnies recognize that thriving economies are built from the bottom up, where the vast majority of their clients originate. A return to relying on the disproven theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hard-working Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary income to enjoy with their favorite Bunny.
For More Information, Please Go to:
HookersForHillary.com
"The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story" by Dennis Hof: The just-released bio-tome is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
Dennis Hof: Dennis Hof is the owner of seven licensed legal brothels located throughout Nevada and is the author of the book, "The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story" published by Regan Arts. He has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of colleges and events worldwide.
The Bunny Ranch: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality TV series Cathouse, and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its' Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
For Interviews with Dennis Hof or any of the Bunny Ranch Girls Contact:
Email: Marc@BunnyRanch.com Voice: (775)-246-5683 Ext: 231
For press Inquiries:
Marc Medoff Director of Media Operations the Moonlite Bunny Ranch 69 Moonlight Road Carson City, Nevada 89706 (775) 246-5683 Ext: 231 (888) BunnyRanch
Voice: (775) 246-5683 Ext: 231 Email: Marc@BunnyRanch.com Website: www.BunnyRanch.com
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